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Wednesday, 12 November 2008 @ 22:41
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Quiz
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your Name?
Xinying:
your name isnt defined YET.

eh, lemme do alex :D
Alex:
D: so many answers. I'll just pick one.

The sexiest vampire that you ever could meet. Thrives off blood and loves biting.

:Question:Whos that guy over there who's so damn sexy biting that girls neck?
:answer:Oh thats just alex.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TWILIGHT YO

A mandolin playing , sexy beast of a man. One who makes up own words such as "leet" and "meh" and uses them a substantual amount. A legend of guitar hero and Led Zeppelin fanatic. Do not mess with.

Bob-"Did you see that leet slider,
I wish they had those on guitar hero."

Liza-"Stop being such an alex."

"SEXY BEAST OF A MAN" ROFL

2. Your Age?
Fourteen!:

A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.

He had his scrotum pierced, so he couldn't help us roof the garage. Aaron, fourteen. Anyway, ...

(whats scrotum. i kind of learnt that in sex ed.)

3. One of your friend's?
LINA:

Nice beautiful young woman

Lina is so cool

this one is okay... THEN U HAVE THIS.

Reference to a man's premature ejaculation.

My boyfriend had a lina while we were doing the dirty deed and I was not satisfying him.

4. What should you be doing?
math:

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

ROFL.

5. Favourite color?
im really suppose to say green(HAHAHA)
but i'll say pink >:D
Pink:
uh. nevermind.
I'LL DO GREEN INSTEAD D:
Green:

1) Marijuana
2) Money
3) the horny color
4) envious
5) the color

1) let's go smoke some green
2) look at the green of my bills
3) jane is wearing green.. she's horny!
4) bobby is green with envy.
5) grass is the color green!

6. Hometown?
Singapore:

5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
Singapore is rojak.

7. Month of your birthday?
august:

The worst month of the year.

Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?

8. Last person you talked to?
should be alex but then i already did his name so :P
heres daniel:

The only man at your school who likes to booty shake. He insists that everyone listens to Chris Brown and he likes to eat his weight in soy beans. He is buff.

"Did you see that Daniel today?"
"Yeah omg.. *drool*

Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.

AHAHAHAH QUIKSILVER SHIRT XD

9. What did you last eat?
dragon fruit. lol.

A damn good fruit from a cactus that is found mostly in S. America and Asia. Also called "Pitaya" and is a great drink ingredient.

Dragonfruit is the best fruit

10. Your nickname?
i cant think of any from this year.
LAST YEAR IT WAS ANT WTF D:

(n.) Someone who has no charm, and is a perfect worker. Works for shit money in any job and never complains. Charactorless and un-noticed. Most of you, then.

You and your ant family are mine.

...hah.
WHO MADE UP THAT NICKNAME?! D:

urban dictionary is too cool.